Output Stream of Consciousness

There are people out there who can out-kitsch Thomas Kinkade.

When they do, I dearly hope that they will be as lovingly annotated as this lovely picture of Jesus holding the Constitution, surrounded by a plethora of faces, many familiar.

Mousing over the faces, and in some cases, the buildings and pieces of paper, will familiarize you with many of them, like Benjamin Franklin:

Benjamin Franklin

"Lighthouses are more helpful than churches." A leading Founding Father, statesmen, and lady lover. He has his hand on his heart because he's swearing before a judge that he totally didn't bone those whores. (SPOILER: he did)

...and some of the pieces of paper:

Marbury v. Madison (1803)

This horrible piece of paper allowed activist judges free reign to declare just about anything unconstitutional! Slavery, discrimination, you name it! What fools we were.

Nice.