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Link: http://www.talklikeapirate.com/

Just a reminderr, landlubbers and mateys... and Metis, that today be the day ye arrre best advised to talk like a pirate, arrrr, for 'tis Talk Like A Pirate Day.

I've been mighty downcast e'er since the days yon cutter we commandeered sunk in the Bow River with its cargo of bootlegged CDs. Arrrrr. Tis perhaps better this way, for the scalliwags in the rubber dinghies always got the better of us, and the seagulls, well, I'd best not say the insult they did do to yars truly.